Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Season 18, Episode 4
This week opens up with a super awkward moment with Tristan Thompson and Khloé Kardashian discussing the potential for another child.
Luckily the one-sided sexual tension was broken up by Scott Disick teaming up with Khloé to discuss how to get at Kris Jenner! The two often come up with amazing pranks, so this going to be a good one!
Speaking of Kris, the momager had some great advice about co-parenting to her daughter Khloé. "You'll figure it out," and a lot of "yeah's" were among the very helpful lines. The pranks are making more sense now.
Kylie Jenner is absolutely freaked out at the idea of getting eye surgery, and does what any brave friend would do. She makes her bestie go first, just in case anything goes wrong. If it does, she can just bolt right out of there faster than you can say "poosh".
Kris then makes the worst decision of her entire life, and gives Kylie a little bell to ring following her eye surgery. The worst 5 minutes of television history is hearing that bell. But, Kris makes up for it by making her billionaire daughter really fight for that taco.
Khloé helps Tristan with baby True's schedule, and the two are showing that despite their problems as a couple, their love for their daughter is stronger than ever.
In a totally normal turn of events, Kylie threw herself an "eyeball" party (doesn't everyone have that?). Kris loses it over the fake paparazzi photos. We can't wait to see where this prank will end up!
Real Housewives of New York, Season 12, Episode 3
Episode 3 picks right back up in the Hamptons, where the ladies are spending the weekend at Ramona Singer's house. Ramona ushers the ladies into a car, and off they go to a vineyard.
Well, except for Luanna DeLesseps, who had a meeting with her "chiropractor". But as Leah McSweeney pointed out, maybe inviting your sober friend that is fresh off probation to a vineyard to drink, probably isn't the best idea.
While the ladies enjoy the sunshine on the patio, Ramona decides to ruin the relaxation by suggesting they all share "something that makes them vulnerable".
Sonja Morgan goes on a bit of a montage that starts off about her age and her Venetian priest, and ends on, "And then you die, and you catch some dick on the way, and I mean, the dick, it's good." At least she's getting laid? Is it the Venetian priest? We'll never know.
Ramona takes the ladies to some rich dude's house that is friends with Donald Trump, so our expectations are already very low on how this evening is going to turn out. It's obvious Ramona is trying to show off to her rich socialite pals, but bringing her 5 drunk friends maybe isn't the way to do it.
Sonja starts yelling about her vagina for about 20 minutes, before screaming at a random lady about how she was never a trophy wife. She then goes on to eloquently put it, "I'm not arm candy! I don't shave my p--y!". That is a gravestone worthy quote.
Anyways, the episode ends with Sonja being carried out, and Luann leaving Ramona's spider-infested basement in the middle of the night. How could anyone dream of putting the Countess in a basement?
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 10, Episode 1
The ladies of the 90210 are back! The season premiere of the Beverly Hills ladies took off full force, as the ladies head to New York for Fashion Week!
We first take a look at Kyle Richards prepping for her first debut on the runway. She's freaking out, probably because she has no idea what she's doing. Like Dorit Kemsley basically pointed out, "She woke up one morning and slapped her name on a brand thinking it would just sell."
Then we move on to a strip club, oh wait sorry, a "go-go dancing" club, where Erika Jayne used to work at. She opened up about her past "endeavours". Not much has changed considering her current job is still dancing half naked, but that's all part of what we love about the blonde bombshell.
We finally get to meet the new housewives, including Garcelle Beauvais. The ladies surprisingly are quite receptive to her. Lisa Rinna goes Single White Female over the other newbie, Sutton Stracke, and can't stop drooling over the idea of her bank account. Tongue back in, Rinna, you're panting like a dog.
At a lovely little dinner, the rest of the ladies get to meet Sutton, who is less than nice about everyone she meets. For someone who wore a ponytail with a million fly aways, you'd figure she'd be a little bit more humble, but alas she had something to say about everyone else. Teddi Mellencamp announces her pregnancy!
We finally move on to the fashion show Kyle is in charge of. It's a little bit of mayhem in the back, but the women show off their fashion moment! We see the ladies smiling and laughing, hugging and cheering each other on... but that's not what the show's about, hunny.
The screen goes black. Apparently, Denise Richards stopped filming in December. The ladies are ominous as they allude to some major secrecy behind the scenes. Denise and ex-housewife Brandi Glanville are allegedly caught in a month's long affair. I suppose we have to keep watching to find out more!
Vanderpump Rules, Season 8, Episode 15
This week, the SURvers go on a crazy trip to Las Vegas to watch Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz officiate their marriage!
We found out a few episodes ago that despite the huge expensive wedding that happened season 5, Schwartz and Katie haven't actually legally tied the knot because Schwartz "lost the papers".
So, being the glamorous and bougie woman Lisa Vanderpump is, she took the couple on her private jet and set of for Vegas!
Meanwhile, Brett Caprioni tries to pretend that he totally listens to the "bro code" and would "literally never" do anything to step on any of his bro's toes. He then goes out on yet another date with Max's ex, Dayna. That was fun while it lasted.
Back in Vegas, Lisa Vanderpump shows up to the pre-wedding party looking like a busty Ziggy Stardust. They drink a whole bottle of vodka, and wake up ready to wed! The ceremony takes place in a beautiful courtyard, and everyone looks totally normal, especially Stassi Schroeder in her black mini nun's dress.
Brett shared his awkward love of Lisa, implying his love of her "mom vibes", and if you watch closely, those around the table start glowing red. Read the room, Brett.
Schwartz loses the papers to his marriage again, and Lisa catches Max in bed the next morning with the server from the night before. She does let Lisa know "I'm not tired from Max, that's for sure," and if that doesn't hurt his, ahem, "man hood", I don't know what will.
In the teaser clip for next week, Lisa urges Beau Clark to invite Kristin Doute to their future nuptials, despite the fight between her and Stassi. Stassi then screams at Beau. Juicy!
Congratulations for the second time to the happy couple!